Look, this could easily be a t-shirt blog. My friend Michelle tipped me off to this rad hoodie:
![](https://existentialshoppingcrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/1325-pancakedinner-hoodie-m.jpg?w=1024)
But I also already own this Jean Sartre meets Effin’ Birds existential t-shirt, full disclosure:
![](https://existentialshoppingcrisis.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/hellotherpeople.jpg?w=1024)
Look, I basically want to wear their whole site as my wardrobe. I couldn’t wear the Pancakes For Dinner hoodie because that’s 100% how I had my gallbladder removed, and I had to tell every single nurse in the ER that’s what I last ate, and that was embarrassing enough that I’ve never had breakfast for dinner since (and that was 8 years ago) BUT STILL. I support breakfast for dinner, IN THEORY. FOR OTHER PEOPLE. I mean I guess at this point, the gallbladder’s already in the incinerator, so like… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯