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Werewolves, Not Swearwolves

We all know about the hit FX vampire show, What We Do In The Shadows, but not everyone knows that it was a Taika Watiti and Jemaine Clement movie first. Anyway, this Unicorn Empire T-shirt on Etsy is one of my favorite t-shirts of all time. Based on this scene from the original WWDITS.

Wine Bottle Holder

Look at this cutie to hold a bottle of wine…maybe something special, maybe your daily dose of wine, maybe just an empty bottle. Cute Kitty Bottle Holder

Temporary Vacation Tattoos

Inkbox tattoos are temporary and last a weeks or two. When I’m going on vacation I like to pick something in the theme of vacation – beach, ocean, boating, drinking to wear. This is a favorite for a Key West trip where there will be boating and sandbar sitting…. IF WE CAN EVER VACATION AGAIN!Continue reading “Temporary Vacation Tattoos”

Stabby Cat Mask

Tell people what you’re about (cats who’ll stab you, man!) with this cute face mask from Look Human. On sale today for $10! https://www.lookhuman.com/design/392267/flatmask-whi-one_size

Popcorn Brooch

Another hobby I have is making caramel popcorn that is very popular among my friends. I want to have this broach to wear while I’m doing my popcorn wizardry. Brooch on Etsy

Galaxy Lamp

Gives me dreams of a lifestyle I will never achieve. Imagine a romantic dinner under the projected star lights in the dining room, watching a lovely sci-fi movie under a galaxy – it’s like you’re really there watching from outside the craft in the living room. Galaxy Projector

Beautiful

This… I actually bought this. I love this shirt and its delightful irreverence to the “traditional mermaid”. Plus it’s a sentiment I fully support. Mermaid Tee

Just Enough Bra

With all the working from home, I’ve been seeking out a comfortable bra option that is “just enough” to make me feel human during the day. This is delightfully comfortable, cute and exactly what I was looking to find. Uye Surana

Mars Rover T-Shirt

Did you feel like crying today? Because remember when the Mars rover’s mission was at an end, and its battery was dying, and it reported back, “My battery is low, and it is getting dark” and the whole world collectively ugly-cried? Well, someone made a t-shirt for that. https://www.absurdistmemer.shop/Lost-Opportunity

Banana Cat Bed

I fell in love with the whimsy of this pet bed. One of my cats likes to snuggle in a blanket and pillows – wouldn’t she love a cuddly banana cat bed!? She did not enjoy it, but I love it as a decorative item anyway. Cat Bed