Clothing – Page 2 – Existential Shopping Crisis

No Shave Life Caps

We all know lots of people living the no-shave-life – myself included 🤣 It’s about time they had a line of clothing celebrating the beards! Now if they just make a section with harry legs… No Shave Caps

Hound Dog Flip Flops

Perfect for running outside to chase down your wayward hounds or take a little walk with them. My beasts are big hounds that aren’t represented on this site, but they look like giant beagles so this will have to do. Beagle Flip Flops

Wrist Fireshooter

This device allows you to shoot fire from your wrist like a super hero – or villain – if that’s more your thing. I don’t even know what I want this for – but I just do. Maybe if I was doing cosplay or putting together a Halloween costume or maybe when I serve crèmeContinue reading “Wrist Fireshooter”

Santa Beard Mask

I hadn’t even considered that I needed some of these until I saw them. I’m sorry if that is happening to you too right now. These are so fun for pandemic Christmas! Santa Mask

Know who you are

I am both a boozehound and a lover of kittycats. I know who I am. I’m gonna need you to hold my drink while I pet this cat.

This is SO TRUE

I do largely see myself as a teenager – maybe more of a 20-something but the calendar tells me something more realistic. I do play video games, eat too many lunch-box style snacks and wear my hair in ridiculous colors but I also pay taxes and clean and bake…and drink. I’m not like most teens

Golden Feather Head Wrap

This feels like just the right amount of silly my life needs right now. They have a bunch of really cool choices but I love this one. What a way to spice up those virtual holiday lunches and happy hours. Feather Head Wrap

Sideshow Socks

I love to give funny socks to friends for Christmas. Fun socks are universally appealing and since we’re wearing boots (when we aren’t staying home in slippers) matching isn’t really an issue. I also really enjoy knowing I have silly socks on under my boots and it adds a little extra boost to my mood.Continue reading “Sideshow Socks”

Arm Sleeves

As a person who tends to be very hot, I love the idea of faux layering with things like dickies and now Arm Sleeves. These just slip over your arms to make your warm weather tops more winter-friendly or obscure tattoos from your grandparents – without all the hassle of an extra layer on yourContinue reading “Arm Sleeves”

Cold Weather is Here

I don’t remember these from the 80s but that might just be me. These are replicas of some gloves from the 80s that change color in the cold changing the images on the gloves to be more awesome. The kid in me would have loved these – and promptly lost them…just like the adult inContinue reading “Cold Weather is Here”