As you would imagine, submit your name and they will send you a necklace with your name in the metal band logo style. I can’t help but consider what other words would be really cute in this style…for some reason ‘Bananas’ or ‘Tranquility’ pop to mind as hilarious options. Metal Style Necklace
Category Archives: Words on Stuff
Right on the Nose
While I’d say my melancholy is not completely unyielding, I do hope it brings all the existentialists to the yard…and by yard I mean blog. Unyielding Melancholy
Affirmators Cards
I have these cards – each card has an affirmation or bonus sentiment to add a little flavor to your day. I pull one from the deck each morning to give me something to think about or be thankful for each day as part of my startup routine. Tarrot Affirmators
Cocktail Napkin Time Again
We all know my deep love of cocktail napkins and my resistance to buying ALL OF THEM is weak. I am also a martini drinker – shaken. This mashes up my love of popular slang, martinis and cocktail napkins. I’m doomed to buy this. Got Me Shook Just in time for Friday Happy Hour!
Secret Swearing
Secret Bean on Etsy (as tipped off by @blogendahl) makes fantastic products with intricate designs that hide secret swear words. I am not quite brave enough to wear clearly sweary things, but with this subtle twist – I need less courage. Bloody Hell Raglan Tee
Getting it Done!
Happy Monday, Friends! Found an awesome swear-y jewelry site this weekend! I like this bracelet for the positive vibe – lets get some shit done this week! Bracelet That whole site is full of awesome stuff!
Step into September with Sass
Keds with a great life motto in a nice neutral gray. These may go well with the middle finger socks. They may also go well in my shoe collection. Keds
Good Place Fans – This is for US!
One of my favorite things when the Good Place came out was the auto-replace of swear words with similar sounding non-swear words. I forking love that part of the show. Just found these forks printed with Good Place friendly language. Forking Love You
Silly Bathroom Artwork
Cute little Skully guy offering you the precious TP/Butt Napkins. It also comes on tees, but I feel like that is less practical. Butt Napkins
Worst Masquerade Party Ever
To confess, I did buy this one. I think the more funny masks we wear the better this pandemic will be. *This site is generally NSFW* Mask
Existential Shopping Crisis 