gifts – Existential Shopping Crisis

You’ve goat mail!

Uh, for $25 you can send someone a baby goat toy in the mail. This is GENIUS.

The unhinged screeds of a maniac

I saw these wild journals and I WANT ALL OF THEM. https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/journal/journals Screenplays about my cat (me), jittery ramblings of an overly caffeinated introvert (amy), I regret nothing (ME ALL THE TIME) Two I absolutely love: